bookofmorgan: i wish there was a way to find out how many boners you’ve...
bookofmorgan:i wish there was a way to find out how many boners you’ve caused in a lifetime i wanna check my stats
View Articleelricbrother: My sexual orientation is straight to the computer when I wake up
elricbrother:My sexual orientation is straight to the computer when I wake up
View Articlestuartsometimes: when people talk about the way girls dress and say “respect...
stuartsometimes:when people talk about the way girls dress and say “respect yourself ladies” I getsofuckingmadbecause like I respect myself I think I’m awesome I am an A+ human beingbut I also know my...
View Articledeanvictorr: what if by myself (version three)
deanvictorr:what if by myself (version three)
View Articlewanktissue: believe it or not it IS possible to be friends with two different...
wanktissue:believe it or not it IS possible to be friends with two different people who may not like each other because the reasons for them to not like each other shouldn’t always apply to you and...
View Articlethe-vashta-nerada: When I die I’m gonna invite everyone I ever knew to my...
the-vashta-nerada:When I die I’m gonna invite everyone I ever knew to my funeral and I’m gonna make sure that they play a remix of cotton eye joe and gangnam style and the harlem shake for two hours...
View Articlefoxmouth: “A lot of people just look and see skin color. I’ve...
foxmouth:“A lot of people just look and see skin color. I’ve actually had people ask me was I Black or was I White first. A White gentleman came up to me and said ‘I thought you might be White, but...
View Articleim on the bus and my thighs jiggle when the bus makes stops or hit rougher...
im on the bus and my thighs jiggle when the bus makes stops or hit rougher bits of the road
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